Searing Barb deals 2 damage to any target. If it's a creature, it can't block this turn. Incubate 1. (Create an Incubator token with a +1/+1 counter on it and "2: Transform this artifact." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)
Flavor:
"You always were such a sharp student. Shame it took you so long to get to the point.
